![]() He is also considered the “Father of paleontology” and is sometimes even credited with the inventions of the parachute, helicopter, and tank. He is best known for his art, including two paintings that remain among the world’s most famous and admired, Mona Lisa and The Last Supper. His genius crossed so many areas including invention, painting, sculpting, architecture, science, music, mathemetics, engineering, literature, anatomy, geology, writing, and history. Leonardo da Vinci was a painter, architect, inventor, and student of all things scientific. Credit: Shutterstock / Everett Historical Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519), Italian Renaissance painter from Florence who was never introduced to Mario Kart 64 and would ergo be decimated by me in a race. Alexander the Great absolutely doesn’t have a prayer against me. Thinking about the sheer magnitude of the ass kicking I would bestow upon Alexander the Great in Mario Kart 64 does not even bring a smile to my face because it would be so thorough it would only register as joyless precision to me. The fact that his army only refused to follow him once in 13 years of a reign during which there was near-constant fighting, speaks on behalf of the loyalty he inspired. Alexander went on to conquer Persia and Egypt, his kingdom ranging all the way from the Mediterranean to India. He eliminated his enemies to become king and leader of the Corinthian League. Tutored by Aristotle, he took charge of the Companion Cavalry at age 18 and aided Philip in defeating the Athenian and Theban armies at Chaeronea. ![]() Credit: Shutterstock / markaraĪlexander the Great is regarded as one of history’s most influential figures. Portrait statue of Alexander the Great possibly reacting to getting his ass completely worked in Mario Kart 64 by me. ![]()
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